Monster under the house

I bet your wondering why I'm blogging so late into the night or morning...whatever...and well...it just so happens that the monster under the house has decided to wage a war against the very large dog next door. Now I should probably explain the whole "monster under the house" before you people start thinking I'm crazy...by monster I simply mean I'm pretty sure we have like a very large mutated possum or raccoon. Do possums growl? ours does, which obviously annoys the big dog...so the story is the "monster" growls, very big dog barks (LOUD), I can't sleep because it's like right at our window...oh yeah then I hear some other commotion upstairs...my son has a bad ear ache, I'm putting medicine in his ear, Sophia comes down, she's crying because she thinks we've left her upstairs on "purpose", Mylo the cat is meowing because Sophia is crying, Winston and Chelsea are now activated because of the craziness and oh yeah Valentin is sleeping through it ALL! SO...........I've created this blog...because I thought someone might as well get a laugh at my misery. Ahhh the joys of living in an old house where racsumms like to take refuge...Remind me to ask my smart friends tomorrow about how to evict my freeloader under the house...